A Bit Of Wisdom, From Me To You ~ Mountain Mama

Monday, May 04, 2009

A Bit Of Wisdom, From Me To You

Stupid people don't learn from their mistakes.
Smart people do learn from their mistakes.
Wise people learn from other's mistakes.

When your child doesn't close his car door properly, and you don't notice for two days, you will need to jump start your car.

By some miracle, your husband will notice this before he leaves for work.

When another miracle happens, and your husband has a brand-new set of jumper cables, neither of you will know how to use them.

When your husband follows the clearly written directions on the jumper cables (which you read to him), the car still won't start.

When your husband grabs the instructions from you so he can read them and follow the directions properly, the car still won't start.

When you read and follow the directions, the car starts.

When you pull the car out of the garage so it can run a few minutes without asphyxiating anyone, and you step out of the car into the driveway in your really short pajamas, no less than two neighbors will see you.

And greet you.

What I (Should Have) Made:

Pajama bottoms. I'll get right on that.

2 comments:

  1. Regina8:56 PM

    hahaha!! That is FUNNY!!!

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  2. LOL.

    I got nothin' else to add.

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