I love my husband, the Businessman. He makes me laugh. He beats me a trivia sometimes. He's a great dad. He's taking me to Hawaii. Again.
He has a buddy. Another smart, funny, dad. Together they preserve the sanity of their respective wives by taking the children away from us for various lengths of time. They also have aspirations of escaping into the wilderness together and having scary adventures that make me glad he has life insurance.
They meet for coffee every Monday morning. It's become their Christian men's retreat of sorts. They share hopes, fears, dreams. They listen, help, pray. It's like MOPS for fathers, only there's only two of them and no children, speakers, or crafts...or estrogen (which is probably why there are no crafts).
The Businessman may have let it slip that this meeting is also the only opportunity they have to determine whose wife is crazier. I wasn't sure how to properly process this information. All I wanted to know is if I win the title more often. The answer? It's a dead heat.
So, as payback, over the next couple posts I will narrate a tale of two men. Two men who, on the same day yet totally independantly of each other, won the "Crazy Husband" contest. Hands down.
It's a dead heat.
What I Made:
I was concerned there might be an intervention if I made muffins again, which is silly really since I don't have a problem. So I made Cinnamon rolls.
They are wonderful. But I still like my recipe better (so sorry PW). After I get done with the 2376 cinnimon rolls this batch made, I'll dust off that old recipe and make it again. A back to back judgement is only fair, right?
Does anyone want any? Seriously. I have 2352 rolls worth of dough living in my refrigerator right now.
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
Monday, March 30, 2009
In Touch With His Feminine Side
The Businessman came into our room the other night with one of those smug grins of someone who made a truly revolutionary discovery.
"I did it!" He proudly proclaimed. "I don't have porn in my Yahoo mail anymore!"
He had been complaining of this for some time and I always mentioned I was surprised. I get those emails too, but most of them filter into my spam folder. But this night, he told me it was the advertising all over the page that had sexually explicit content. Ugh! He didn't feel comfortable reading his email at work, home, Starbucks, anywhere, because X-rated images were plastered all over his screen.
"So what did you do?"
"I marked that I was a woman!"
What I Made:
Here's a picture of my soap. After that post you might feel the need to scour yourself virtually.
"I did it!" He proudly proclaimed. "I don't have porn in my Yahoo mail anymore!"
He had been complaining of this for some time and I always mentioned I was surprised. I get those emails too, but most of them filter into my spam folder. But this night, he told me it was the advertising all over the page that had sexually explicit content. Ugh! He didn't feel comfortable reading his email at work, home, Starbucks, anywhere, because X-rated images were plastered all over his screen.
"So what did you do?"
"I marked that I was a woman!"
What I Made:
Here's a picture of my soap. After that post you might feel the need to scour yourself virtually.
Sunday, March 29, 2009
A bet? A Dare? Sea Water in my Hair
A couple weeks ago, the Businessman told me he would take me to Hawaii for our ten year anniversary if I ran 4.2 miles on the treadmill.
Hang on...
Let me back up before you send me comments about standing up for myself and not putting up with his jacka$$ ultimatums.
The Businessman wants a vacation. One that involves palm trees, sand, and frosty beverages. Okay, he wants to escape for fourteen days into the wilderness with nothing but his backpack and knife but he thinks we might have fun together with palm trees, sand, and frosty beverages. He knows me so well.
I am too cheap to let him take a vacation. I do the finances and I would rather save any excess pennies we have (and miss the days when they were excess dollars) than blow them on a trip to the beach. So we agreed to disagree and I hid the knife...and the backpack.
I ran 4.0 miles one day (with a .1 mile cool down). The next day he told me if I ran 4.2 miles he would take me to Hawaii. See number 39. I can't go back on my blog now, can I?
I ran 4.3 today.
We're leaving early November. Hey, if we could afford it when we were poor newlyweds, we can afford it now as poor parents. And I need a vacation...
With palm trees, sand, and frosty drinks--no knife.
Hang on...
Let me back up before you send me comments about standing up for myself and not putting up with his jacka$$ ultimatums.
The Businessman wants a vacation. One that involves palm trees, sand, and frosty beverages. Okay, he wants to escape for fourteen days into the wilderness with nothing but his backpack and knife but he thinks we might have fun together with palm trees, sand, and frosty beverages. He knows me so well.
I am too cheap to let him take a vacation. I do the finances and I would rather save any excess pennies we have (and miss the days when they were excess dollars) than blow them on a trip to the beach. So we agreed to disagree and I hid the knife...and the backpack.
I ran 4.0 miles one day (with a .1 mile cool down). The next day he told me if I ran 4.2 miles he would take me to Hawaii. See number 39. I can't go back on my blog now, can I?
I ran 4.3 today.
We're leaving early November. Hey, if we could afford it when we were poor newlyweds, we can afford it now as poor parents. And I need a vacation...
With palm trees, sand, and frosty drinks--no knife.
What I Made
Sewing Pattern Organization
Sewing, like knitting, often results in purchasing what I like to call "collections." Fabric, thread, notions, bandaids, and of course patterns. For those of you who don't sew, you can meander over to my new favorite blog. She'll keep you occupied while I prattle about my method for organizing my patterns.
The gist of this is to take a lesson from the fabric stores--It benefits them to have their patterns in a small organized space so they have more room forcraft supplies fabric.
To organize your patterns this way you'll need:
manilla file folders
page protectors
three ring binder(s)
something set up for file storage (drawer, box, etc.)
A movie, preferably corset drama.
A beverage of your choosing
Look at your sewing patterns. There are several manufacturers and most of them identify each pattern with a number (Vogue V1838, McCalls M5467--these numbers are off the cuff and may or may not correlate to actual patterns). You should evaluate how many patterns you have, but you don't need to sort through those errant pattern pieces now.
Start with something that can hold file folders: A file cabinet, plastic file box, dusty exercise equipment, etc. This is where knowing how many patterns you have is helpful. I discovered quickly that my dinky little plastic file folder wasn't gonna cut it. I found bank boxes that matched the paint on the walls of My Sewing Room. It was fate I'm sure, to find pretty bank boxes in a soft green.
Now, put in your movie and sit yourself down with your manilla folders, page protectors and patterns. Don't forget your beverage of choice. Snacks are optional.
It goes like this:
Write the pattern mfr, and pattern number on the tab of the file folder.
Put the contents of the pattern sleeve in the folder then put the folder in the file drawer.
Put the pattern sleeve in a page protector. Put the page protector in your 3-ring binder.
Look up at movie occasionally so as to give the impression of multitasking.
Take a sip.
See how pretty center-tab files line up? See the degradation towards the back? I learned about center tabs from a supervisor who was raised in a military family. Her upbringing resulted in her being ratheranal controlling organized and I respected her for it. I've never bought offset manilla folders since but occasionally the Businessman chews through his leash and...my McCalls patterns received the brunt of his transgressions.
Since fabric stores organize their patterns by mfr, then number I decided that was the smartest way to store my files. But my binders are sorted by garment type: dresses, pants, kids. Just like the pattern books at the fabrice store.
This one is filed under "eye-candy":
Once the system is set up, you can go through all your stray pattern pieces--the ones that never made it back to their sleeve and possibly are still pinned to fabric. I know you have them because you're still here and not reading about calf testicles. Here's the beauty: 95% of those pieces are labelled with the pattern number on them. You just have to walk your little fingers down thosecenter tabs and find the correct file.
Also, most patterns have everything you need to buy written on the sleeve. If there's a massive sale you can grab your whole binder, which will be smaller than the filing cabinet (and if it's not, why are you still reading this?).
That's it. That's how I store my patterns.
The gist of this is to take a lesson from the fabric stores--It benefits them to have their patterns in a small organized space so they have more room for
To organize your patterns this way you'll need:
manilla file folders
page protectors
three ring binder(s)
something set up for file storage (drawer, box, etc.)
A movie, preferably corset drama.
A beverage of your choosing
Look at your sewing patterns. There are several manufacturers and most of them identify each pattern with a number (Vogue V1838, McCalls M5467--these numbers are off the cuff and may or may not correlate to actual patterns). You should evaluate how many patterns you have, but you don't need to sort through those errant pattern pieces now.
Start with something that can hold file folders: A file cabinet, plastic file box, dusty exercise equipment, etc. This is where knowing how many patterns you have is helpful. I discovered quickly that my dinky little plastic file folder wasn't gonna cut it. I found bank boxes that matched the paint on the walls of My Sewing Room. It was fate I'm sure, to find pretty bank boxes in a soft green.
Now, put in your movie and sit yourself down with your manilla folders, page protectors and patterns. Don't forget your beverage of choice. Snacks are optional.
It goes like this:
Write the pattern mfr, and pattern number on the tab of the file folder.
Put the contents of the pattern sleeve in the folder then put the folder in the file drawer.
Put the pattern sleeve in a page protector. Put the page protector in your 3-ring binder.
Look up at movie occasionally so as to give the impression of multitasking.
Take a sip.
See how pretty center-tab files line up? See the degradation towards the back? I learned about center tabs from a supervisor who was raised in a military family. Her upbringing resulted in her being rather
Since fabric stores organize their patterns by mfr, then number I decided that was the smartest way to store my files. But my binders are sorted by garment type: dresses, pants, kids. Just like the pattern books at the fabrice store.
This one is filed under "eye-candy":
Once the system is set up, you can go through all your stray pattern pieces--the ones that never made it back to their sleeve and possibly are still pinned to fabric. I know you have them because you're still here and not reading about calf testicles. Here's the beauty: 95% of those pieces are labelled with the pattern number on them. You just have to walk your little fingers down those
Also, most patterns have everything you need to buy written on the sleeve. If there's a massive sale you can grab your whole binder, which will be smaller than the filing cabinet (and if it's not, why are you still reading this?).
That's it. That's how I store my patterns.
Saturday, March 28, 2009
Tag, You're It!
I love office supply stores. Love them. I have to go in there with a list or I might lose control. The one I was in yesterday had bulk bins of paperclips, binder clips, and pushpins. All in pretty colors and fun shapes. I should receive an award for the restraint I showed. Or a bag of bulk office supplies that coordinate with my home--like green polka-dot binder clips (which I use as chip clips)...
*imagines matching green chip clips on the 10,923 different bags of grain, nuts, and flour in her pantry*
...um...yeah.
I did find an item that I couldn't resist. It was a small box of package tags.
Sort of boring actually, but there are hundreds of great uses for these:
And, of course, you should always be prepared:
*imagines matching green chip clips on the 10,923 different bags of grain, nuts, and flour in her pantry*
...um...yeah.
I did find an item that I couldn't resist. It was a small box of package tags.
Sort of boring actually, but there are hundreds of great uses for these:
And, of course, you should always be prepared:
Rhapsody In Powdered Sugar
Several years ago, two poor but very in love and newly engaged college students decided to spend Spring Break in New Orleans. Armed with every cent of money they were able to earn in the six weeks before the trip, they rented a car and made the long, perilous journey to the Big Easy.
After checking into their bed and breakfast (newly engaged, remember?) they decided to hit the French Quarter immediately. They fell prey to Pat O'Brien Hurricanes, hot dog carts, and scam artists. The evening left their meager cash reserves substantially lessened. They lost heart and worried they wouldn't be able to last a week.
The next morning, they dined on their breakfast (thankfully already paid for) and headed back into the Quarter.
They discovered Mecca, Zen, and Enlightenment.
What I Made:
Beignets:
I used a coupon and got a fryer yesterday just so I could make these (they were awesome). This morning I made beignets. Recipe from Joy of Cooking. While mine weren't like the ones at Cafe Du Monde (theirs are more like a fried dough and these were more a pate a choux), they certainly tasted great with coffee.
This one was my favorite. I named him Octi.
Now that I got the deep fat frying out of my system (and need to run a few on the treadmill) I have put myself on an oil-buying freeze. But I think my kids loved 'em.
After checking into their bed and breakfast (newly engaged, remember?) they decided to hit the French Quarter immediately. They fell prey to Pat O'Brien Hurricanes, hot dog carts, and scam artists. The evening left their meager cash reserves substantially lessened. They lost heart and worried they wouldn't be able to last a week.
The next morning, they dined on their breakfast (thankfully already paid for) and headed back into the Quarter.
They discovered Mecca, Zen, and Enlightenment.
What I Made:
Beignets:
I used a coupon and got a fryer yesterday just so I could make these (they were awesome). This morning I made beignets. Recipe from Joy of Cooking. While mine weren't like the ones at Cafe Du Monde (theirs are more like a fried dough and these were more a pate a choux), they certainly tasted great with coffee.
This one was my favorite. I named him Octi.
Now that I got the deep fat frying out of my system (and need to run a few on the treadmill) I have put myself on an oil-buying freeze. But I think my kids loved 'em.
If I had any technical skill I would make a mini movie of these two pics repeating. Because that is exactly what happened.
As for the New Orleans trip, we got smart, did a driving tour and found a local at a cigar shop who gave us all the insider tips we needed. It was a great trip.
From Tooth To Toe
We had a visit from a new friend this week:
Yes, I'm happy to announce the Tooth Fairy has included our home in her list of MapQuest stops. Though the Businessman assures me that she uses Google Maps. I've also learned the going rate is four quarters. Twenty-four dollars over 6+ years seems reasonable--we did recently open a savings account.
What I Made:
Another sock. What can I say? I'm on a roll. The yarn is Mirasol Hacho (again, if you should have a Ravelry sign in, you already have it) and Mountain Colors Bearfoot. Vish picked out the Hacho, but I didn't think it would be enough to make two socks, so I alternated rounds with some scrap Bearfoot from my stash. You can see the pure Hacho in the heel and the ribbing on top.
Neither yarn is machine washable. Any bets how many times these will be worn before I destroy them?
Yes, I'm happy to announce the Tooth Fairy has included our home in her list of MapQuest stops. Though the Businessman assures me that she uses Google Maps. I've also learned the going rate is four quarters. Twenty-four dollars over 6+ years seems reasonable--we did recently open a savings account.
What I Made:
Another sock. What can I say? I'm on a roll. The yarn is Mirasol Hacho (again, if you should have a Ravelry sign in, you already have it) and Mountain Colors Bearfoot. Vish picked out the Hacho, but I didn't think it would be enough to make two socks, so I alternated rounds with some scrap Bearfoot from my stash. You can see the pure Hacho in the heel and the ribbing on top.
Neither yarn is machine washable. Any bets how many times these will be worn before I destroy them?
Thursday, March 26, 2009
(Half)Snow Day
What is up with this?
The school decided to stay open. Until all the kids got there and had an hour of class. Then they decide to close, and request 300+ parents to drive and pick up their kids.
And that was just one school. Every school in the city did this.
Is it just me, or wouldn't it have been safer to cancel school in the first place rather than put every parent on the road at the same time, when poor driving conditions are the reason they are putting hundreds of parents on the road?
It's March. It's not like we're anticipating three more months' worth of snow days.
What I Made:
Snow Ice-cream:
Big bowl of snow (large mixing bowl)
Sugar (1/2-1 cup)
Vanilla (some)
Milk (until it's the consistancy you want)
Rum (when your husband comes home and decides it could use a "kick")
It's not the tastiest thing in the world, but kids LOVE it.
The school decided to stay open. Until all the kids got there and had an hour of class. Then they decide to close, and request 300+ parents to drive and pick up their kids.
And that was just one school. Every school in the city did this.
Is it just me, or wouldn't it have been safer to cancel school in the first place rather than put every parent on the road at the same time, when poor driving conditions are the reason they are putting hundreds of parents on the road?
It's March. It's not like we're anticipating three more months' worth of snow days.
What I Made:
Snow Ice-cream:
Big bowl of snow (large mixing bowl)
Sugar (1/2-1 cup)
Vanilla (some)
Milk (until it's the consistancy you want)
Rum (when your husband comes home and decides it could use a "kick")
It's not the tastiest thing in the world, but kids LOVE it.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Daring Bakers-March
I'm a slacker. I didn't do my Daring Baker Challenge. *sigh*
The whole DB group is undergoing an overhaul. There's a new website, new forums, new groups (Daring Chefs!!!)and it looks great. I'm just having trouble ironing out the kinks.
Do consider joining us.
The whole DB group is undergoing an overhaul. There's a new website, new forums, new groups (Daring Chefs!!!)and it looks great. I'm just having trouble ironing out the kinks.
Do consider joining us.
My Weather Prediction
First, we were supposed to get 6-8 inches of snow on Tuesday. We got nothing but a lot of wind. Now we were supposed to get 12-18 inches of snow. We have an inch. Ft Collins has had one decent snowfall this winter--and it melted in 36 hours.
The water table projections are scary low. And the pine beetles...Those little buggars have killed thousands of trees in the mountains.
Dead trees + Low water tables = Horrifying Forest Fires.
I have a bad feeling Colorado is going to make headlines this summer.
***edited*** School has been cancelled (after the kids were already there). Probably up to six inches now. But, Mrs. nature, I have hot chocolate! Hah!
The water table projections are scary low. And the pine beetles...Those little buggars have killed thousands of trees in the mountains.
Dead trees + Low water tables = Horrifying Forest Fires.
I have a bad feeling Colorado is going to make headlines this summer.
***edited*** School has been cancelled (after the kids were already there). Probably up to six inches now. But, Mrs. nature, I have hot chocolate! Hah!
I Doubt The Weather Channel
It's supposed to dump snow all over Colorado's front range tonight.
I'll believe it when I see it.
In the meantime, I'm going to the library and stocking up on hot chocolate fixin's. On second thought, maybe I'll forget about the hot chocolate just so Mother Nature has a reason to snowbind me.
What I Made:
Soap. I created a recipe (there's thousands on line--I didn't actually use just one), bought the caustic chemical and set my little organic chemistry lab in action. It was fun, but a little intimidating to mess around with lye (NaOH for you other nerds out there).
I'll take pics when it's done curing. Right now it looks and feels like bricks of soft butter.
I'll believe it when I see it.
In the meantime, I'm going to the library and stocking up on hot chocolate fixin's. On second thought, maybe I'll forget about the hot chocolate just so Mother Nature has a reason to snowbind me.
What I Made:
Soap. I created a recipe (there's thousands on line--I didn't actually use just one), bought the caustic chemical and set my little organic chemistry lab in action. It was fun, but a little intimidating to mess around with lye (NaOH for you other nerds out there).
I'll take pics when it's done curing. Right now it looks and feels like bricks of soft butter.
Carriage Returns
Since I've been uploading more photos, I've noticed an issue with my paragraphs lately. Sometimes there is a paragraph break, sometimes there isn't, sometimes there are several. The actual entry rarely has the format I intended, and the html isn't revealing the problem.
Please bear with me while I try to figure out what's up.
Please bear with me while I try to figure out what's up.
Interior Decorating
When I moved into my second house, I felt it was a true adult house. I wasn't in a "starter home" anymore and I felt the need to take some resposibility in my decor.
I started by trying to decide my color scheme. Everytime I went to a hardware store, I grabbed five paint chips that appealed to me. After amassing about 50 of these (you go to hardware stores a lot when you're buying and selling a house) I dumped them all on the floor and looked for trends.
Then I got a sturdy notebook and glued my new color scheme into the cover. I resolved to not purchase anything unless it coordinated with those colors. This didn't mean eveything had be those colors, it just had to look good with those colors. This became my Home Notebook. It holds paint chips, fabric swatches, catolog clippings, etc. Every room has a section.
After some paint, and a few key pieces of furniture I decided to take the art stituation into my own hands.
What I Made:
I found scrapbook papers that appealed and basically made a patchwork quilt.
Then I washed some paint on a canvas and glued some silk flowers.
This one isn't my favorite. While making it the businessman told me it looked like the 70's (you can see it in the upper left corner). Then I went crazy with the string and thought about a cat playing with yarn. It's distorted, but the joke is there: the Businessman does everything he can to pretend cats don't exist.
They aren't art, but they fill my blank walls nicely. It was much cheaper than true art.
And they're me. Which is what interior decor should really be about.
I started by trying to decide my color scheme. Everytime I went to a hardware store, I grabbed five paint chips that appealed to me. After amassing about 50 of these (you go to hardware stores a lot when you're buying and selling a house) I dumped them all on the floor and looked for trends.
Then I got a sturdy notebook and glued my new color scheme into the cover. I resolved to not purchase anything unless it coordinated with those colors. This didn't mean eveything had be those colors, it just had to look good with those colors. This became my Home Notebook. It holds paint chips, fabric swatches, catolog clippings, etc. Every room has a section.
After some paint, and a few key pieces of furniture I decided to take the art stituation into my own hands.
What I Made:
I found scrapbook papers that appealed and basically made a patchwork quilt.
Then I washed some paint on a canvas and glued some silk flowers.
This one isn't my favorite. While making it the businessman told me it looked like the 70's (you can see it in the upper left corner). Then I went crazy with the string and thought about a cat playing with yarn. It's distorted, but the joke is there: the Businessman does everything he can to pretend cats don't exist.
They aren't art, but they fill my blank walls nicely. It was much cheaper than true art.
And they're me. Which is what interior decor should really be about.
Monday, March 23, 2009
Survey Results
Okay, so everyone has read Harry Potter, except the Businessman (who also won't read my blog...correlation?). I read the first four books out loud to him way back when we used to carpool. Then we stopped carpooling (because I would rather read outloud to our children) and he hasn't heard the last three books.
He tried reading them, but he claims I do the voices better (?!?). I also mispronounced Hermione's name for a good 1500 pages, but didn't we all?
So now I want to know...of the five Olympic rings, which one is your favorite? I told you some would be ridiculous.
What I Made:
It's always noteworthy to finish two socksthat match. It makes them wearable (unless you are fortunate enough to know someone with one foot, which would be excellent for anyone who only likes to knit one sock). Alas, my children are both of the two footed variety.
He tried reading them, but he claims I do the voices better (?!?). I also mispronounced Hermione's name for a good 1500 pages, but didn't we all?
So now I want to know...of the five Olympic rings, which one is your favorite? I told you some would be ridiculous.
What I Made:
It's always noteworthy to finish two socks
Sunday, March 22, 2009
The Sweater
I never started my mom's sweater. But she still got a handknit sweater. You see, I made this sweater. And then I loved it so much I made this one.
My mom saw the gray one and thought she might like to borrow it. Permanently. This of course made her B-day very easy this year.
I gave her my sweater.
What I Made:
Black Forest Sandwiches:
Chocolate peanut butter
Cherry jelly
Toasted Bread
Perfect for a picnic at the zoo.
My mom saw the gray one and thought she might like to borrow it. Permanently. This of course made her B-day very easy this year.
I gave her my sweater.
What I Made:
Black Forest Sandwiches:
Chocolate peanut butter
Cherry jelly
Toasted Bread
Perfect for a picnic at the zoo.
My Mind's In The Gutter--It Must Be Spring
Today was one of those Colorado days. March is typically our snowiest month, which explains perfectly why it's 75 degrees today.
I made Lemon/Limeade.
A sock for Yummy. Before you tell me it looks really skinny, allow me to demonstrate the beauty of ribbing:
Is anyone else reminded of the sex-ed demonstration? The one where the girls were told to never accept the excuse "the condom is too small."
Now that I've put the words 'ribbing', 'condom', and 'sex' in this entry, I can't wait to see what disappointed crazys come...er...stop by to visit.
Spring cleaning should start with my thoughts. Sheesh.
Saturday, March 21, 2009
Trailblazing
Spring break is almost over...
*controls desire to do happy dance*
Today the weather report predicted 75 degree weather so we did the obvious...
...and went snowshoeing.
And if you are ever in the situation where you have been on the trail for an amount of time that can be counted somewhere between seconds and minutes but your children are already whining because they are too tired/hungry/cold/hot/big/little to go any further you can do what I did.
Every time you touch a tree holding one of these:*
...you get an m&m.
See how effectively it works:
That's Yummy and Vicious, who spent the first leg of the trail in a sled the Businessman had to drag. In this picture they are trekking as quickly as they can to the next blaze. We went about a mile like this (snowshoeing miles are very different from hiking miles).
And hello Miss Silly, I did think of you today. Did I win the lichen contest?
What I Made:
It was my mom's birthday, so the kids and I made cupcakes.
*We called them "Blazes" which may or may not be the correct term. The Park People put them on the trees to keep people from getting lost. In theory, you can always see the next one from the one you're at.
*controls desire to do happy dance*
Today the weather report predicted 75 degree weather so we did the obvious...
...and went snowshoeing.
And if you are ever in the situation where you have been on the trail for an amount of time that can be counted somewhere between seconds and minutes but your children are already whining because they are too tired/hungry/cold/hot/big/little to go any further you can do what I did.
Every time you touch a tree holding one of these:*
...you get an m&m.
See how effectively it works:
That's Yummy and Vicious, who spent the first leg of the trail in a sled the Businessman had to drag. In this picture they are trekking as quickly as they can to the next blaze. We went about a mile like this (snowshoeing miles are very different from hiking miles).
And hello Miss Silly, I did think of you today. Did I win the lichen contest?
What I Made:
It was my mom's birthday, so the kids and I made cupcakes.
*We called them "Blazes" which may or may not be the correct term. The Park People put them on the trees to keep people from getting lost. In theory, you can always see the next one from the one you're at.
Wednesday, March 18, 2009
Til We Meet Again
I'm going to the mountains today. No access to Hi-Speed or other technological marvels (like cell phone reception or air pollution). My parents don't really live too far in the backwoods, but it makes for fun blogging!
What I Made:
This was one of the cupcakes I made for Vish's Birthday a few months ago. My husband was excited to use a blowtorch to toast the marshmallow frosting. I'll be baking again tomorrow. Must. Remember. Camera.
Tuesday, March 17, 2009
Saint Patrick's Day
Happy Saint Patrick's Day!
Being neither Irish, nor Catholic, I usually end up wearing green today because it is 90% of my wardrobe and I don't want to be pinched like I was back in third grade when a first grader pinched me and drew blood and when my teacher asked me what was wrong she told me that I couldn't have been hurt that badly (she didn't see the blood)--I was even wearing green. (Wow! Where did that suppressed memory come from?)
I really do appreciate a man who can drive all the snakes off an island though. He's practically my patron saint because of that.
I used to celebrate by making Reubens, but those are off the menu this year. I can make a vegetarian corned beef, but it's work and I have knitting tonight...where I might start my mom's sweater.
What I made:
More muffins. I'm starting to get addicted. My kiddos serve themselves and I get that many more minutes of sleep. I followed the recipe but I subbed blueberries.
Being neither Irish, nor Catholic, I usually end up wearing green today because it is 90% of my wardrobe and I don't want to be pinched like I was back in third grade when a first grader pinched me and drew blood and when my teacher asked me what was wrong she told me that I couldn't have been hurt that badly (she didn't see the blood)--I was even wearing green. (Wow! Where did that suppressed memory come from?)
I really do appreciate a man who can drive all the snakes off an island though. He's practically my patron saint because of that.
I used to celebrate by making Reubens, but those are off the menu this year. I can make a vegetarian corned beef, but it's work and I have knitting tonight...where I might start my mom's sweater.
What I made:
More muffins. I'm starting to get addicted. My kiddos serve themselves and I get that many more minutes of sleep. I followed the recipe but I subbed blueberries.
Monday, March 16, 2009
Spring Break Status
My kiddos will not be going to the in-laws tonight. Turns out, when one of your children wakes you up in the middle of the night after vomiting on every bed linen he owns, you don't feel comfortable letting him spend the next night somewhere else.
Not even when he wakes up bright and early and behaves as though he is the healthiest child in the world.
Not even when you have to chain yourself to the washing machine all day.
Not even when you have a deadline to knit a sweater for your mother in four days.
At least now I know I have a conscience.
What I Made:
A big pile of clean laundry. I'll spare you the photo.
Not even when he wakes up bright and early and behaves as though he is the healthiest child in the world.
Not even when you have to chain yourself to the washing machine all day.
Not even when you have a deadline to knit a sweater for your mother in four days.
At least now I know I have a conscience.
What I Made:
A big pile of clean laundry. I'll spare you the photo.
On the First Day of Spring Break
Nothing will bring out your control issues like having children.
I love letting my kids make things, but I have to resist the urge to "help", "fix", or "do it faster" (sound familiar Mom?).
Which leads me to:
What I (We) Made:
Cookies. The simplest cookies ever (recipe at the bottom of this post). Yummy wanted to make them "swirled" (where he comes up with this stuff...) so we have a batch of regular peanut butter and a batch of chocolate peanut butter--I found a peanut butter that has no mystery ingredients, no hydrogenated fat, and is chocolate. What? Like the idea of Black Forest PB & (sour cherry)J has never occured to you?
Yummy did just about everything, except the oven stuff. He cracked eggs (onto the counter), he measured ingredients (onto the floor), he stirred (slowly), he scooped out cookie dough (in misshapen, irregular lumps) and you know what?
They turned out just fine.
The recipe is one my Mother-in-law gave me several years ago. I've come across this recipe a few other places so forgive me for being skeptical if anyone declares a copyright on it.
1 cup peanut butter
1 cup sugar
1 egg
Bake 350 about 12-15 minutes until they collapse a little and look done. They may need to cool on the cookie sheet a few minutes.
I love letting my kids make things, but I have to resist the urge to "help", "fix", or "do it faster" (sound familiar Mom?).
Which leads me to:
What I (We) Made:
Cookies. The simplest cookies ever (recipe at the bottom of this post). Yummy wanted to make them "swirled" (where he comes up with this stuff...) so we have a batch of regular peanut butter and a batch of chocolate peanut butter--I found a peanut butter that has no mystery ingredients, no hydrogenated fat, and is chocolate. What? Like the idea of Black Forest PB & (sour cherry)J has never occured to you?
Yummy did just about everything, except the oven stuff. He cracked eggs (onto the counter), he measured ingredients (onto the floor), he stirred (slowly), he scooped out cookie dough (in misshapen, irregular lumps) and you know what?
They turned out just fine.
The recipe is one my Mother-in-law gave me several years ago. I've come across this recipe a few other places so forgive me for being skeptical if anyone declares a copyright on it.
1 cup peanut butter
1 cup sugar
1 egg
Bake 350 about 12-15 minutes until they collapse a little and look done. They may need to cool on the cookie sheet a few minutes.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Spring Break Plans
Tomorrow starts Spring break. I'm sure some of you feel it started when school got out on Friday, but Monday at 8:00AM is when it starts for me, because that is when I'll realize I have twice the number of mini-masters running around expecting me to serve their every need.
There will be high points: My In-laws are taking the kids tomorrow night and all day Tuesday. Also, I will be schlepping my brood to the mountains to visit my parents for a couple days. So my sanity should remain intact.
I will have all day Tuesday to knit my mother a sweater, for her birthday, on Thursday. No, I haven't started it yet. What was I saying about my sanity?
What I made
I needed to come up with something for a birthday present and whipped up this frothy little number. I am assured that while the little girl who received it loves it, her little brother is infatuated and wears it everywhere. As you can tell, the only model I had in my house was a lampshade.
This is another member of the Business Plan Club. If you want one, just invite me to the party.
Saturday, March 14, 2009
*snores*
The Businessman just corrected my math. Five survey takers would be a 25% increase.
You know I'm tired when the Businessman has to correct my math. This is a very sad state of affairs.
You know I'm tired when the Businessman has to correct my math. This is a very sad state of affairs.
Knitting Survey
It took me about six tries to spell my name tonight, so bear with me. Please.
I had a new survey in the side bar this week. Five of you responded, which is a 20% increase in participation. I will try not to let it get to my head.
I am surprised to know that three of you knit. And pleased. And the one person who wants to knit--you are welcome to my home any time and I will teach you, provided you aren't a psychopath, in which case we'll meet elsewhere. I may even send you home with a mile of yarn since I have a few to spare. (27 last time I checked).
So I will keep putting surveys in the side bar. Sometimes they will be ridiculous. Sometimes thoughtful. Mostly I'm just curious.
What I Made
I'm surprised I didn't blog about this when I did it. It's a mural I painted in Yummy's room. The Pixar fans should recognize it from Cars. It's very simple and stylized, but people seem to know exactly what it is.
This is one of the things for which the Businessman wrote a business plan. I am very willing to be the operations end of any business he wants to persue, but I tell him repeatedly that I am not production.
Generation Green?
Yummy and I had to wrap a present for a birthday party yesterday. I have a stash of wrapping paper (of course) and I have kept nearly every gift bag I've ever been given, just in case. So I told Yummy I would run to My Sewing Room and grab something.
Yummy: "Mom, we really should use newspaper. It's recycling and better for the earth."
I'm so proud. *wipes tears of joy* My little boy is becoming an environmental activist.
I chose to run with it rather that mess with his little head about how the paper probably won't be recycled, the toy he chose is cheap plastic junk, and most of my wrapping supplies are Second-hand/reusable. Small victories people, small victories.
What I Made
Last year I came across this pattern which is one of the most popular patterns in Ravelry, and rightly so. The chart is so simple and effective. Perfect little Jolly Rogers in 13x11 stitches. Amazing.
I've made numerous versions of this hat for my kiddos. This one fit my son for a year and then I donated it to an auction. It was my best color combo (so far) and used up leftovers--always a bonus.
Yummy: "Mom, we really should use newspaper. It's recycling and better for the earth."
I'm so proud. *wipes tears of joy* My little boy is becoming an environmental activist.
I chose to run with it rather that mess with his little head about how the paper probably won't be recycled, the toy he chose is cheap plastic junk, and most of my wrapping supplies are Second-hand/reusable. Small victories people, small victories.
What I Made
Last year I came across this pattern which is one of the most popular patterns in Ravelry, and rightly so. The chart is so simple and effective. Perfect little Jolly Rogers in 13x11 stitches. Amazing.
I've made numerous versions of this hat for my kiddos. This one fit my son for a year and then I donated it to an auction. It was my best color combo (so far) and used up leftovers--always a bonus.
Friday, March 13, 2009
I Am Tough On Band Aid...
I have a callous on my finger from knitting. To be fair I have always had a small callous but I have been knitting socks, which use very thin needles of which my set happens to be rather sharp, and a cotton top on an old set of size 4s, cotton being a fiber with no give and this particular set of needles is sharp from years of being rubbed together. So, my callous has developed a small crack. It doesn't really hurt, unless I'm stabbing something in it repeatedly.
For you non-knitters, picture a paper-cut that you keep stabbing a pencil in, about 80 times a minute.
Yeah, sucky.
So I'm knitting with a band-aid on my finger. Much to the distress of Vicious who thinks band-aids are only for serious wounds, like bumping his head on the table (again).
What I Made
First I shall make it clear that just because I post it today, doesn't mean I made it today. I do have young children and a house full of toys, dust and men of various sizes and species.
I call this my newsboy hat. Whenever I see this style I'm reminded of a kid selling papers on a street corner. It's made from an embroidered corduroy I found on clearance (there are sequins in it too) and a Vogue sewing pattern (7619). I just noticed the pattern is out of print, which surprises me since I see this style of hat everywhere.
I'm not sure what's up with the mouth-breathing on Yummy. We'll just assume modeling isn't in his future. It's a hat for me and I think I look kind of cute in it--though the pics my boys took were contrary to that.
For you non-knitters, picture a paper-cut that you keep stabbing a pencil in, about 80 times a minute.
Yeah, sucky.
So I'm knitting with a band-aid on my finger. Much to the distress of Vicious who thinks band-aids are only for serious wounds, like bumping his head on the table (again).
What I Made
First I shall make it clear that just because I post it today, doesn't mean I made it today. I do have young children and a house full of toys, dust and men of various sizes and species.
I call this my newsboy hat. Whenever I see this style I'm reminded of a kid selling papers on a street corner. It's made from an embroidered corduroy I found on clearance (there are sequins in it too) and a Vogue sewing pattern (7619). I just noticed the pattern is out of print, which surprises me since I see this style of hat everywhere.
I'm not sure what's up with the mouth-breathing on Yummy. We'll just assume modeling isn't in his future. It's a hat for me and I think I look kind of cute in it--though the pics my boys took were contrary to that.
Thursday, March 12, 2009
You Really Should Listen To Your Inner Voice
Remember yesterday when I saw what I thought was a horribly obvious error in my knitting but my friends assured me was unnoticable. Turns out I was right. It kept bugging me because I have worked with this lacy stitch before and the only way it could go wonky is if A) I knit instead of purled a row or B) I skipped a row...
Skipped a row...that seems ominous. Of course I didn't skip a row. There's no way. To prove it I'll count 1,2,3...
15 minutes later (and asking Vicious if I have my counting numbers right) I had to admit it. I skipped a row (and had lots of practice counting to 12, 24, 15 and 27).
So it is now a pretty green circle with a huge glop of ramen noodles hanging off it. It should be all sorted out by tomorrow.
BTW, the yarn is Brown Sheep Cotton Fine in Peridot, An acquisition from my field trip.
What I Made:
Simple napkins. Seriously easy. I have made napkins before and even have some fabric lying around simply for the purpose, but I hadn't gotten around to hemming or surging them. Then I dined at a restaurant where they had cloth napkins; they simply left the edges raw.
Genius.
This batch is from a cotton print I found in the clearance section. A $2.00 a yard, I can't pass up fabric with cats on it.
Item: I have a friend who spent some time in Europe getting her Hotel & Resort Management degree. They were graded on table setting and the students with the fancy folded origami napkins--not so hot. You see, when you fold a napkin in a complicated manner, you touch the napkin more--it becomes a health issue. Think about that next time you're at a fancy dinner.
Skipped a row...that seems ominous. Of course I didn't skip a row. There's no way. To prove it I'll count 1,2,3...
15 minutes later (and asking Vicious if I have my counting numbers right) I had to admit it. I skipped a row (and had lots of practice counting to 12, 24, 15 and 27).
So it is now a pretty green circle with a huge glop of ramen noodles hanging off it. It should be all sorted out by tomorrow.
BTW, the yarn is Brown Sheep Cotton Fine in Peridot, An acquisition from my field trip.
What I Made:
Simple napkins. Seriously easy. I have made napkins before and even have some fabric lying around simply for the purpose, but I hadn't gotten around to hemming or surging them. Then I dined at a restaurant where they had cloth napkins; they simply left the edges raw.
Genius.
This batch is from a cotton print I found in the clearance section. A $2.00 a yard, I can't pass up fabric with cats on it.
Item: I have a friend who spent some time in Europe getting her Hotel & Resort Management degree. They were graded on table setting and the students with the fancy folded origami napkins--not so hot. You see, when you fold a napkin in a complicated manner, you touch the napkin more--it becomes a health issue. Think about that next time you're at a fancy dinner.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Startitis
I have startitis. A well known, if not common, ailment among knitters. See a yarn, cast on a project. See another yarn, cast on another project. This is related to the very rare disease of finish-itis. To date, very few knitters have had severe cases of finish-itis, most have had startitis.
For me the cure is to let the disease run its course. Eventually something will grab my attention and I'll be unable to stop.
That may have already happened.
What I Made:
I have an old Vogue Knitting (1998) and this project caught my eye. I may never wear it, but the desire to knit it is overwhelming. So much so that I cast on with yarn that I know I don't possibly have enough to complete the thing as written and will have to do some massive wrangling when I get to the sleeves. But see? I'm already talking about sleeves like I might actually get to them.
I'm going to keep it a surprise. It is slowly creating a delicate, beautiful image and all will be revealed as I knit.
There is a glaring error staring at me. My SnB friends assured me no one will notice it but these pics make it plain as day. There is clearly a row in the lace panel that has gone awry.
And that is what I made yesterday.
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
What I Made Today
I am often in the mode of making things. Baking, cooking, crafting, knitting, sewing, etc.
I am going to try something a little different on this blog. In addition to the usual blather you are still reading (for a reasons that escape me) I will insert a "PS"-a picture (hopefully) and description of something I have made.
To that end:
What I Made:
Muffins of Power!
I got the recipe here but this is the second time I made it so I subbed millet for the quinoa and raisins for the blueberries. A combo of apple and lemon juice for the orange juice and some palm sugar for some of the agave.
Can you tell I am trying to clean out my pantry? It is so nice to have a change from cereal on school mornings. Especially since the time change has my boys 'sleeping in.'
I am going to try something a little different on this blog. In addition to the usual blather you are still reading (for a reasons that escape me) I will insert a "PS"-a picture (hopefully) and description of something I have made.
To that end:
What I Made:
Muffins of Power!
I got the recipe here but this is the second time I made it so I subbed millet for the quinoa and raisins for the blueberries. A combo of apple and lemon juice for the orange juice and some palm sugar for some of the agave.
Can you tell I am trying to clean out my pantry? It is so nice to have a change from cereal on school mornings. Especially since the time change has my boys 'sleeping in.'
Sunday, March 08, 2009
Fifteen Minutes
Yesterday, 4:41 PM
Hey look, it's snowing! Yay! Maybe it'll stick.
4:45 PM
Oh. It stopped.
4:54 PM
It's sunny. Is that a rainbow? Tell me that's not a rainbow. It is. It's a flipping rainbow!?
I'm tempted to pull out my summer clothing just to encourage winter to stop by. I hear it's visited the rest of the country already. It's our turn.
Hey look, it's snowing! Yay! Maybe it'll stick.
4:45 PM
Oh. It stopped.
4:54 PM
It's sunny. Is that a rainbow? Tell me that's not a rainbow. It is. It's a flipping rainbow!?
I'm tempted to pull out my summer clothing just to encourage winter to stop by. I hear it's visited the rest of the country already. It's our turn.
Saturday, March 07, 2009
Creativity
I had a poll up (look to the right) about creativity. Since I know three of you who read this blog, and I had four answers, I'm not entirely shocked by the result.
All of you feel you are creative (with one of you being smart about mind altering substances). I'm glad to see this. In my experience with the real world, most people claim no creativity whatsoever and this frustrates me.
In my MOPS group this week, we had an interior designer guest. She was a great speaker and had great suggestions, but she didn't have "rules." I loved this; it seems no one else did. Rules are too limiting. You should just do what you like. The problem being we don't know what that is.
When someone asked what we can do about art when we can't afford it I finally butt in and said MAKE IT YOURSELF! Seriously. Go to the craft store, grab supplies in colors you like and slap it on a canvas. Most of us can't interpret abstract art anyway (including me). You can have something on your wall in an afternoon for less than $10.00. I have been in the homes of "collectors" and often they don't even enjoy the art on their walls (though some do)--it's an investment meant to be sold in the future. At least slapping some paint or other media on a canvas you'll know you like the colors.
But few people think like this.
How can you break into a mindset and extract ideas? How can you convince someone that creativity isn't about perfection, it's about trying?
All of you feel you are creative (with one of you being smart about mind altering substances). I'm glad to see this. In my experience with the real world, most people claim no creativity whatsoever and this frustrates me.
In my MOPS group this week, we had an interior designer guest. She was a great speaker and had great suggestions, but she didn't have "rules." I loved this; it seems no one else did. Rules are too limiting. You should just do what you like. The problem being we don't know what that is.
When someone asked what we can do about art when we can't afford it I finally butt in and said MAKE IT YOURSELF! Seriously. Go to the craft store, grab supplies in colors you like and slap it on a canvas. Most of us can't interpret abstract art anyway (including me). You can have something on your wall in an afternoon for less than $10.00. I have been in the homes of "collectors" and often they don't even enjoy the art on their walls (though some do)--it's an investment meant to be sold in the future. At least slapping some paint or other media on a canvas you'll know you like the colors.
But few people think like this.
How can you break into a mindset and extract ideas? How can you convince someone that creativity isn't about perfection, it's about trying?
Friday, March 06, 2009
Overreaction
I listen to Wait Wait Don't Tell Me on my iPod so I'm a little behind by the time I actually listen to it. It came to my attention that one of the panelists openly mocked knitting. (Some of) The knitting community was in an uproar and demanded an apology.
Curious, I listened to the culprit episode. Toward the end, Mo Rocca mutters about handknit sweaters being itchy.
Okay, knitters, come on! Do you honestly think you serve the cause by griping?
Curious, I listened to the culprit episode. Toward the end, Mo Rocca mutters about handknit sweaters being itchy.
Okay, knitters, come on! Do you honestly think you serve the cause by griping?
- WWDTM mocks everything. That's why it's funny. If anything, this is free publicity.
- I have a number of handknit sweaters. Most of them itch. I also have a collection of layers to counteract this.
- Yes store bought sweaters can itch too, but I usually can't afford those. Perhaps Mr. Rocca has the same problem.
Seriously? We're griping about this? Is it really such a travesty? Are we so concerned about NPR listeners getting the wrong impression about knitting? If we're going to stereotype, I'd say NPR listeners are smart enough to see through it.
Now we are simply the oversensitive demographic that makes itchy sweaters while huddled in a rocking chair, drinking tea and wishing for more grandchildren to practice our intarsia on.
Great.
Sunday, March 01, 2009
Socks
I have a lot of sock yarn. At one point, I decided sock yarn would make great "souvineers" when we travel places. Except for one problem: I don't wear socks.
So I stopped buying sock yarn and started knitting socks for my kiddos. The idea was, I would knit for my oldest and then it would be handed down to the youngest. But I felt bad and decided to knit my youngest a quick pair. He loves them. As soon as they are out of the dryer, he puts them on. If they're in the wash, he pesters me until they're clean again.
How can I ignore this sort of gratitude?
So, I bought some rainbow yarn (rainbow being the favorite sock color around here) and found this pattern in a book I have (you need a Ravelry ID to see that link--if should have a ravelry ID you already have it) and voila:
One sock. One of the most adorable socks I have ever seen, much less knit. I cast on for the second yesterday but the first one is so darned cute!
It's also big enough to take him into next Fall, as I (hopefully) won't make him wear them with sandals this Summer.
So I stopped buying sock yarn and started knitting socks for my kiddos. The idea was, I would knit for my oldest and then it would be handed down to the youngest. But I felt bad and decided to knit my youngest a quick pair. He loves them. As soon as they are out of the dryer, he puts them on. If they're in the wash, he pesters me until they're clean again.
How can I ignore this sort of gratitude?
So, I bought some rainbow yarn (rainbow being the favorite sock color around here) and found this pattern in a book I have (you need a Ravelry ID to see that link--if should have a ravelry ID you already have it) and voila:
One sock. One of the most adorable socks I have ever seen, much less knit. I cast on for the second yesterday but the first one is so darned cute!
It's also big enough to take him into next Fall, as I (hopefully) won't make him wear them with sandals this Summer.
Bubbles, Bathbombs, Bright Shiny Links
I've been making my own cleaning supplies for almost a year so it would follow suit that this website is enchanting me.
I haven't begun trying to make my own soap...yet. But I do have a bar of handmade soap that smells like mojitos. I try not to use it too often because it smells so nice (I have a 'standard' bar in the shower)--I also had a mocha bar that smelled yummy but I used it up. If I made my own...
Hmm...
I haven't begun trying to make my own soap...yet. But I do have a bar of handmade soap that smells like mojitos. I try not to use it too often because it smells so nice (I have a 'standard' bar in the shower)--I also had a mocha bar that smelled yummy but I used it up. If I made my own...
Hmm...
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